نك نيمات بالأنجليزيه

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    تاريخ التسجيل : 16/02/2008

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    نك نيمات بالأنجليزيه

    مُساهمة من طرف Ahmed 7 في السبت مارس 08, 2008 10:06 am

    • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
    • All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
    • Always tell the truth, even when you lie
    • A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once
    • Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
    • Gold-Lust!
    • I love cats...they taste just like chicken
    • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
    • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
    • Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    • Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
    • Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.
    • Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
    • I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen
    • Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
    • The higher you are, the farther you fall
    • Dont steal, the government hates competition
    • Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems!
    • Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.
    • I fear no man, I've got a gun.
    • -=[Armed & Dangerous]=-
    • {Straight Outta Compton}
    • MySpaceBarIsBroken!!
    • Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
    • Save water, Drink beer.
    • Underground yet mainstream like Saddam Hussain.
    • IS it just me, or do monkeys taste like fish?
    • I came, I saw, I drank, I forgot.
    • War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
    • I bent my wookie.
    • Don't you think that reading nicknames is a waste of time?
    • -={Rule Breaker}=-
    • [Large and in charge]
    • Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
    • Working is for people who don't know how to fish.
    • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
    • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
    • There are many many ways of keeping fools occupied, one way is to use really long pointless nicknames.
    • ==HellRaiser==
    • Avoid hangovers by staying drunk.
    • (#)SuNsHinE(#)\'n'(*)StArS(*)
    • God made beer God made wine God made me so damn fine
    • If I want your opinion, I will rattle your cage.
    • Why are you looking at me like I'm weird?
    • Born 2 XLR-8
    • -=You better excercise caution and be ready to run - Like a scared punk from a smoking gun=-
    • My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
    • Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Microsoft Windows is like that.
    • Reality is the only obstacle to happiness!
    • -Your still ugly, Pass me another beer-
    • A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey
    • Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space
    • (*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
    • I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
    • × nEvEr × wAnTeD× To Be × DiFFeReNt × I jUsT× wAnTeD ×To Be × mE ×
    • [One by one the penguins steal my sanity]
    • I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh.
    • Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
    • I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
    • IM THINKING.... BUT NOTHINGS HAPPENING!
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    (مضحكة_مرح)funny_
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    • I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
    • I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
    • There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
    • I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
    • Dain Bramaged.
    • Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
    • I love cats...they taste just like chicken
    • >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
    • Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
    • [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you ]
    • I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
    • Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
    • [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
    • -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
    • They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
    • [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
    • Dont steal, the government hates competition!
    • Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
    • Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
    • [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
    • My cat's name is mittens!
    • Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
    • Act your age, not your shoe size!
    • God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
    • ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
    • Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
    • You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
    • You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
    • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
    • Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
    • I'm knot dumb!
    • My door is always open so feel free to leave
    • This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
    • Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
    • I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
    • I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
    • I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
    • My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
    • Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
    • Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
    • You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
    • I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
    • Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
    • (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(
    • Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
    • Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide
    • Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
    • God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
    • Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
    • If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
    • In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything ****... the KEY!
    • I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
    • I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
    • DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
    • Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
    • Be kool.. Dont go to school
    • Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
    • It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
    • Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
    • Do I look like im not lazy?
    • People said I was dumb, but I proved them
    • There's nothing wrong with anything.
    • Life is hilariously cruel
    • My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
    • This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
    • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
    • Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
    • A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
    • You don't hear me not complaning
    • Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
    • Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
    • I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
    • Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
    • I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
    • Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
    • When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
    • I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
    • I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
    • There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
    • I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
    • Dain Bramaged.
    • Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
    • I love cats...they taste just like chicken
    • >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect!
    • Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
    • [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you ]
    • I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
    • Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
    • [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
    • -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
    • They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
    • [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
    • Dont steal, the government hates competition!
    • Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
    • Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
    • [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
    • My cat's name is mittens!
    • Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
    • Act your age, not your shoe size!
    • God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
    • ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
    • Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
    • You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
    • You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
    • I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
    • Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
    • I'm knot dumb!
    • My door is always open so feel free to leave
    • This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
    • Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
    • I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
    • I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
    • I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
    • My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
    • Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
    • Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
    • You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
    • I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
    • Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
    • (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(
    • Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
    • Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide
    • Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
    • God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
    • Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
    • If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
    • In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything ****... the KEY!
    • I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
    • I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
    • DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
    • Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
    • Be kool.. Dont go to school
    • Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
    • It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
    • Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
    • I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!

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    (لطيف)Cute_
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    • I'm like a butterfly.. pretty to see, hard to catch
    • Life is 4 living, Love is for giving!
    • Love is like a quicksand, the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out!
    • Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
    • a million words wud not bring u bak i kno coz iv tried - but neither wud a million tears...i kno coz iv cried
    • God made the land god, made the sea, he needed a pricess and so he made me!
    • When tears flow in your eyes... Always remember two things: I'm here and I care
    • I love you more then yeterday, and less then tomorrow
    • Love comes and goes but friends stay forever!
    • A memory lasts forever, never does it die. True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
    • Friends Never say goodbye, they say hello!!
    • I'd like a diamond, I'd like some gold, I'd like a pearl, Because I'm daddy's little girl
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    (حب)Love_
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    • (*)iM nOt ShY..i JuSt DoNt LiKe YoU!(*)
    • Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?
    • I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
    • Love is like a baseball game 3 strikes and ure... OUT!
    • My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
    • When the sea is blue love will make a dream come true!
    • Give ure smile 2 every1 but... give ure heart 2 only 1!
    • To the world you are just one person but to one person you could mean the world.
    • If Love Is A Crime I Would Be In Jail Forever
    • Dont try to figure me out, just love me for who I am!
    • Love is available here at 100% discount.
    • Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet and so are you..
    • My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life.
    • GuRlS ArE LiKe StArZ, ThErE ArE MiLlIoNs Of ThEm, BuT OnLy *1* Can MaKe YoUr DrEaMs CoMe TrUe!
    • * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
    • You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
    • Loving you makes life worth it
    • When You and I met, angels whispered "Perfect!" !
    • ur looks, ur smile, ur kiss, ur style everythin bout u boy drives me wild
    • You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
    • Love is like friendship set on fire.
    • You know I love you, You know I care, Whenever you need me I will be there!
    • There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
    • Love is a never ending feeling.
    • * I loved u once, i love u still, i always have and always will*
    • Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
    • Loving you makes life worth it
    • Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul.
    • Love is available here at 100% discount.
    • You came into my life sent down from heaven, Now I think about you, 24/7
    • Love is the flower you've got to let grow
    • Love conquers all.
    • Love is the poison that feeds the soul, addictive and deadly
    • Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell
    • My pen is black, My ink is pale, My love 4 u.. will never fail!
    • When love is not madness, it is not love.
    • Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
    • I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
    • Forget love...I'd rather fall in chocolate!
    • Never forget that the most powerful force on earth is love.
    • All the birds in the sky, all the fish in the sea, will never explain what you mean to me.
    • To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
    • Love is a game that two can play and both win.
    • Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
    • Love turns winter into summer.
    • Love is like a fire. Whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn your house down, you'll never know

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